She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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