I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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