I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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