But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I need water and some morals
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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