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whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?

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be more specific...?

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(248): whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen? (1-248): be more specific...? http://tfl.nu/5e4s

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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy

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(863): I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy http://tfl.nu/eb50

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(480): View more from Arizona

I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"

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(480): I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues" http://tfl.nu/4mvg

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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.

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(404): If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs. http://tfl.nu/yiw2

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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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(816): Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe http://tfl.nu/ye00

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway

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That's what she gets for taking his peeps.

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(201): Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway (860): That's what she gets for taking his peeps. http://tfl.nu/3z72

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out

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(410): I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out http://tfl.nu/hdo3

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(386): View more from Florida

Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.

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(386): Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation. http://tfl.nu/xc4n

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(870): View more from Arkansas

What's the big deal? you guys fuck

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3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times

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(870): What's the big deal? you guys fuck (1-870): 3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times http://tfl.nu/e13u

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(253): View more from Washington

He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".

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(253): He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation". http://tfl.nu/2gnt

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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.

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(702): whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag. http://tfl.nu/wos6

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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?

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(304): I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this? http://tfl.nu/dpdb

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(585): View more from New York

Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.

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(585): Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle. http://tfl.nu/a803

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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.

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(602): When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises. http://tfl.nu/mg1c

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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?

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A safari of penis I hurt to the core

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(810): Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas? (1-810): A safari of penis I hurt to the core http://tfl.nu/q0bf

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