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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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  well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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• (818): View more from California

  I just ran into the couch, vagina first.

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  I hope you got dinner out of it

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer

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• (310): View more from California

  Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies

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  you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties

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• (716): View more from New York

  Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry

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  I wondered why I slept in the front room

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