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(708): View more from Illinois

oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana

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(614): View more from Ohio

So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.

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(310): View more from California

she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...

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(618): View more from Illinois

She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....

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(312): View more from Illinois

Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.

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