The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?