I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
