normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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