The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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