yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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