Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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