All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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