Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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