feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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