please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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