you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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