cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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