I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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