Sry I called you an 8
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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