please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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