I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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