dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?