Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS