Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We are two peas in an std pod
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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