after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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