Moan for me like Helen Keller
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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