Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Mom said you looked used
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
