So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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