i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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