So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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