hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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