playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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