Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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