Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You ate ashes out of my bong
there is glitter all over my balls
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