Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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