It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
so much tequila, so little girl.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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