What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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