oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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