I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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