its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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