we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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