i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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