Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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