The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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