..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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