Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My hand turned me down
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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