she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
