I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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