Pregnant stripper...not hot.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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