FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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