Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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