Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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