She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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