well I can't set my house on fire every night
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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