Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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